Silly Tenses

    How you too day? Long time no see you. HAHAHA. Did you realized what's my mistake? My spelling and language, right? Today I want to share something funny about this 'e-meow'. Can you list for me what are the mistakes. Here is an example for you:

Subject - Ah Beng's email - I e-meow you, you e-meow me (hilarious)
This is hilarious !! I love Ah beng’s way of pronouncing Anniversary – quote “annie wear

Dear Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For
me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look?
Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he
take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that
he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear
sari. My father mother going to give a fist
to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to
me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will
ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me.
Goo bye.....

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

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